Plum fanfiction... What if Ranger really is a mercenary?

A covert operative, a clandestine agent or assassin for hire?

Where does he go, what does he do? For whom? and how much?

My name is lizzy.

On ff.net I write under the name sweetdreams-sunnymornings [sunny/ sunny d.],

Stories are posted in the page folder the tabs below.

[based on the characters of Janet Evanovich's Plum series. No infringement intended, written for fun, not profit.]



12.23.2013

The Last Tree Standing - a Christmas Story

Merry Christmas! Please don't throw things at me via your computer or phone. This is NOT a Mercenary Ranger--or Plum fic at all. I wasn't sure it could go on my beach blog, so let's try it out here first? Sappy and sad...

a/n: It just breaks my heart to see the last trees, unloved, at the Christmas tree lot. What becomes of them?


The Last Tree Standing

Buy me! Buy me!
But no one has.

I am a ten year old Douglas fir tree, born and raised on the slopes of northern Maine. Born and bred to be a Christmas tree! I am deep blue green, glossy, tall and straight. In October I was chopped from my roots and bundled onto a truck with all my friends and family. We were going to New York.

sigh
If only.

It was frigid when I was unloaded on the Friday after Thanksgiving. I ended up at the back of the lot, encased in ice and snow. But still I stood tall and each day as the people came to shop I yelled silently: Choose me! Choose me!

Weeks passed.
Now it is the day before Christmas. I can tell because the solstice has come and gone. Almost all the other trees have left, to become glorious, beloved Christmas trees. But not me.
 
I am very sad.

Each day a certain young woman walks by the firehouse where the tree lot is. She smiles and waves at the firemen, but she never buys a tree. She is always alone, but she smiles, wrapped in her bright red scarf and wooly mittens. Tonight is my last chance and as I see her approaching I yearn: choose me! choose me! I am lonely too!
Perhaps she somehow hears me because she stops for a moment and surveys the almost empty tree lot.

A handsome young volunteer fireman approaches. "Can I sell you a tree, lady?"
"Oh no. No, my cottage is so small...." She laughs, shrugs. "Uh. What happens to the trees that aren't sold?"

"Most of them are donated to local hospitals and elder care centers. We'll take the unsold trees tonight, use donated ornaments. It's pretty nice, the folks seems so pleased."
''Oh that is nice!''

''Yeah and the rest---well, we use them out on the beach."
''Oh? On the beach?"

 ''Yep, we truck them out to the dunes for sand conservation."
''Huh. That's sad.''

The fireman laughs. ''You won't think it's sad next summer when the beach is huge and wide, not washed away."
She smiles again. "You're so right! Well...merry Christmas!"
''Yeah, lady, you too.''
I watch her walk away.
...
I wasn't loaded on the truck that night, to go to the hospice or the children's ward. I stood there alone as Christmas passed. One day I was tossed into a bright yellow pickup truck marked Lifeguards. A few wreaths and other homeless trees were thrown on top of me. We were taken to the windy cold sandy place, the beach. And I was left alone, just me and some fencing, a few beer cans and an old trash bag. Sand blew, icy water swamped me at times. My beautiful blue green needles fell off. I shivered and cried. Oddly enough after a few weeks other trucks came and dropped off more pine trees, some with bits of tinsel or a random bauble attached.
Christmas trees end up here too, I guess.
...

Time passed, I grew spindly and sere. A big wind came one moonless night and threw me upright again; I stood tall by the old wire and slat fence.
More time passed. It got warm. People walked by every day. No one looked at me though---why would they? I wasn't even a former Christmas tree. I was just a skeleton, now part of the white sand dunes they loved but took for granted.
And then she appeared. The woman with the red scarf. Now, in July she wore shorts and flipflops, but I knew her. She walked by each evening and I'd smile and say Hello, in silence. One pink-streaked evening magic perhaps happened and she heard my voice. That day she stopped and looked, really looked at me. She smiled her sweet sad smile. And she walked over to me. After a moment she rummaged in her pockets, came up with something.  And on my branches she carefully hung a pink and white whelk shell, an old red striped fishing bobber, and a clamshell tied with yellow rope.

I was chosen! I had ---ornaments! Decorations. I was---a Christmas tree!

 
......  
All summer on her way home from her long solitary beach walks, the woman would stop. And each day she'd add a find or two to my branches. A red plastic pail, a pink sand mold, a blue starfish, a lot of those darn clams. After awhile other folks took notice and added their versions of ornaments too. I liked the blue wine bottle, and the bits of aqua seaglass. Not so much the beer cans and grocery bags...but who am I to complain. I was a Christmas Tree now.
... ...

The weather cooled, the people left me alone again. The woman came less often. She always stopped to smile at me though. By now I loved her. She had made me whole.
When the solstice came again, I stood tall if barren. The woman came one afternoon when night fell so early. On my branches she carefully strung some strange green wires. Then she attached something---and I lit up!

"Batteries, Mr. Tree! They'll only last a few nights. But they are so pretty! Look at you, now you're perfect! Merry Christmas.''  And she took my picture and disappeared into the night.
Yes. I loved her.

....
That Christmas:

A  jet plane landing at JFK Airport. The copilot leaned over and stared down at the dark expanse he knew was the shoreline of America. "Look," he told the pilot."A Christmas tree! On the beach!''
The guys in the Public Safety Jeep---they saw me too. And the local fisherman who ply the icy waters here. Even the big tanker ships far out to sea---they could all see me.

 I'm a Christmas tree.
the end



 
 
 
images from Google
 

12.20.2013

~A Holiday Special Chapter Dedicated to Mr. Arkady Petrovich*~


Happy holidays, my friends! Tonight I am sharing the most awesome , adorable, cutest Christmas story, by my friend Two Guns and a Knife.
She nagged, yes she did, and wanted a Monster/ Zoe/ Killer story. She had it all planned! So I told her she should write it! And she did! It's wonderful, it goes with my own Shelter from the Storm, on ff.
Below, scroll down. Will also be on sidebar. Enjoy!
Happy peaceful holidays to all.
love
sunny
 
 
A Colorful Man by 2GunsandaKnife

Chapter 24 Monsters

~A Holiday Special Chapter Dedicated to Mr. Arkady Petrovich*~

Sometimes he misses his home country.
Nope, he's not lying.

He is still in good condition. He's healthier than a lot of people believe. He's sly, smart, strong and quick. He's merciless when needed. But he's an old man now. He's never ever wanted to have his own family. He was a trained assassin, a loyal killing machine. He's never ever asked unnecessary questions. He has a wicked sense of humour, he's never been overly ambitious, he did whatever he needed to do, and he doesn't believe in nightmares. Most of his old acquaintances are long gone. A lot of his younger colleagues are working for the mob. He has the pleasure to know Vladimir, the new Tsar, personally and that was probably the reason why he decided enough was enough and exiled himself across the ocean. And the ugly poor little dog actually looks quite cute in that pink tutu.

He smiles as the pug turns to give him a reproachful look. He winces and struggles not to cross himself when the wild-haired beautiful little girl starts to sing another Christmas song. He doesn't like or hate Christmas songs, but God, the kid can't sing. They are perfectly safe in the 7th-floor apartment. He will remain alert nonetheless. He's ready to give his life to protect the girl. It's not about the money. It's not about his promise. It's not about his being a professional. All of a sudden he thinks of his mother and the snow-buried town he once called home. He blinks. He picks up the pug. Together the two of them sit on the couch watching the little girl sing and dance. It's 7 days till Christmas. Tonight it's just the three of them. Till Daddy and Mommy get home.

"Bravo." He claps politely when Zoé finally finishes her last song and does a courtesy like a little princess. He looks at her smiling face and then into her expectant eyes. Something tugs at his heart. Something touches his soul. Nope, he never does stupid things, but still he feels a huge smile spread across his face when he hears himself say, "Encore."

Zoé starts singing again. Killer the pug lets out a snort. Outside the window it starts to rain. He mentally rolls his eyes at himself.

Yeah, I'm heartless like that.
 
 

the end
more pug-in-pink : It's Tiffy Time
A Colorful Man [in its entirety] by Two Guns and a Knife, on fanfiction: here
Tiffy used w/out permission. If this is a problem pix will be immediately removed.
 
A Colorful Man, Ch 24 used with permission of the author. And my happy, gleeful thanks to her, for this and all her stories.
love
sunny
 

10.24.2013

Killy's Halloween Dreams

or is he dreading what Ms Z will decide? Here's the list so far.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/costumes-that-prove-pugs-always-win-at-halloween

Ranger's input, "As long as it's not a pink freakin' dress! Yeesh."

("...but daddy...!)

Your thoughts? Vote on your fave in my comments box!

love

sunny

8.06.2013

Ballerina Zoe and Killy

Hi! I haven't been able to write much recently, due to illness, sorry. This photo goes with my new Chapter on ff, Shelter from the Storm, ch 54 [53?]. It's not quite Zoe, and not a pug, but it's just so perfect anyway......

enjoy.

6.14.2013

Anthony Wants to be on Top Shot

Hi! There's a new story tonight. It's in Anthony's folder, should be right above here. It's called Gumballs.....enjoy.

sunny

5.31.2013

New Anthony short story

Welcome summer...Anthony makes sure everything at the beach is ready for summer...or else.

In his folder tab above.

Be sure you read part 2.

I hope there s no formatting issues, if there are, sorry...


sunny

5.16.2013

New story

This is a new Dave fic...reformed hitman Dragan Dardesqu'.

It is in the Merry Men tab above. enjoy.


5.03.2013

New story

Hi! A new short story tonight, in which Ranger perhaps explains his ESP and relationship with Anthony....

or maybe not....

called A Wondrous Tale, see tab above.

enjoy.

4.05.2013

Update

Hi! Just a very short possibly offensive addition to Enemy One. It's in the tab/ file above....
 
 
 
And a pix of Killer who is feeling neglected. He'll have a story soon, I hope!

 
 
sunny

2.10.2013

Part 3 End Coulda Woulda Shoulda

Part 3 End 0f Coulda Woulda Shoulda is posted in the folder/ tab abobe. Sorry--- you'll have to scroll on down, I still have not figured out how to link the newest updates etc.

enjoy.

2.02.2013

Coulda Woulda Shoulda Part Two

Hi! Part Two of CWS is posted. It continues in its page tab above. You'll have to scroll past Part One, I'm sorry. I do not know how to link it to the new post page.
Oh well. enjoy.


The Way We Were

love

s

1.18.2013

The Cute Factor



Hi! Links and pix for new chapter [52?] of Shelter from the Storm, on ff.net. enjoy.




              

             

 
 
 

Killer's new bunny suit

Here are the links for The Cute Factor, on ff.net.
 





 
 
 
 
 
 
 all pix via google images.

New Mercenary Ranger story begins

Hi! I've begun posting a new Ranger story. It is called Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda..and is in the page tab files above.
It will be a short 2  or 3 chapter fic...the beginning is a bit sad, but there's more than meet the eye so hang in there.

enjoy.


s